Cloud Fiefdom and the Tokenisation of Everything
Please do not make any financial decisions based on the contents of this blog. My blogs are designed to be thought-provoking and introspective, not financial advice. Please do not act on any document unless it is titled “Statement of Advice.”
Negative Sum Game n.
A non-productive parasitic competition where the top 10% win, the bottom 90% lose – and society as a whole is poorer.
Welcome to the Game You’re Already Losing
Let’s not waste time. This isn’t your average blog post trying to gently persuade the reader with nuance and hand-holding. This is a one-way monologue, and I’m not here to be liked. Whether you’re a champagne socialist, a free-market libertarian, or a tech-optimist capitalist – you’re part of the problem.
This is the death of capitalism, the bastardisation of decentralisation, and the global onboarding to digital feudalism dressed up in cool logos and Web3 buzzwords. And if you still think any of this ends well for you – you’ve been thoroughly seduced.
Before I take a blowtorch to the entire financial-metaverse-complex, let’s define the battlefield:
Technofeudalism: The Empire Where Tech Lords Wear the Crown
You’re not a customer. You’re a data serf.
You create “value” just by existing online – and Big Tech harvests it like a combine through your dopamine-soaked screen. There’s no market here. No competition. Just monopolies with prettier branding than governments and more reach than religion.
Your attention? Monetised.
Your options? Shrinking.
Your identity? Owned — by someone else’s server.
You’re living inside an empire built from code, cloud, and coercion – but hey, at least you can “customise your experience” while they bleed you dry.
Cloud Fiefdom: Your Digital Life Is a Rental Agreement
Here’s the cold truth:
You don’t own your software. You don’t own your files. You don’t even own your digital self.
Everything you do is hosted on someone else’s server, inside someone else’s Terms of Service, enforced by someone else’s algorithm. You live and work in someone else’s castle, and you pay rent just to exist there.
You think deleting Facebook means you’re free? Cute. Try accessing a government portal without your cloud-linked ID. Try running a business without Amazon, Microsoft, Google, or Apple. You’re not off the grid – you’re buried under it.
The Law of Economic Rent: Inherit, Do Nothing, Get Rich
There was a time when creating wealth meant risk and enterprise. Now it means positioning.
Own the right land, licence, or lobbyist – and you win. Doesn’t matter if you innovate, sweat, or solve anything. If you control the toll booth, the bridge doesn’t even need to exist. You’ll still get paid.
And the worst part?
This system is bipartisan.
The left props it up with human rights-defying regulation bolstering the deep state.
The right worships it as market efficiency and innovation.
Meanwhile, the actual builders, producers, and creators are either taxed into oblivion or replaced with AI hallucinations on Fiverr.
Tokenisation: The Latest Scam in Town
Now let’s talk about the snake oil you’ve all been sold – tokenisation.
On paper, it sounds lovely: “fractionalised, decentralised, democratic access to ownership.” In practice, it’s a synthetic, parasitic abstraction of the real economy. And it’s about to cannibalise everything.
Tokenisation is not about ownership. It’s about trading exposure. It’s a digital shell game where the tokens bounce between wallets while the underlying assets – power and cloud rent – remain firmly in the hands of the few.
Let’s Be Clear: Tokens Aren’t Assets
Whether it’s synthetic or custodial, a token is not the thing. It’s a bet on the thing. Or more accurately – it’s a bet on someone else honouring your access to the thing. And that someone is usually a trust-fund tech bro with a Cayman address and a ketamine habit.
- Synthetic Tokens? Nothing more than arcade chips for digital side bets.
- Custodial Tokens? IOUs enforced by no one. No voting rights. No legal recourse. No sovereignty.
Welcome to the gamified economy – where everything is fast-paced, dopamine deploying, 24/7, emotionally manipulative, and entirely hollow.
Crypto Bros Are Just New Age Rentiers
The tragedy is that even my own libertarian kin have been captured by this fantasy.
They think Bitcoin is the ark and DeFi is Eden. But let me ask you something:
If crypto is the future of money, and given that money needs to be stable, secure, and non-volatile – what happens to your pump-and-dump casino when the volatility is gone?
You leave. Don’t pretend you’re in it for the revolution. And even if you are, how does it feel to know that that your “faith” is making 90% of the crypto “community” poorer, while billionaires trade your cryptos back to USD so they can buy another $180 million mansion?
Admit it. You were never in it for the good of humanity.
You were only in it for the exit pump.
Crypto is the most hypocritical revolution in history.
It claims to fight central banks – while replicating the same monetary manipulation, leverage, and synthetic debt games that central banks invented in the first place.
Only now it’s faster, dumber, and more inclusive – everyone gets rekt.
Blockchain: The most overrated, over-hyped, mansplained spreadsheet ever created
Another stunning hypocrisy. While the Crypto bros slaughter Wall Street suits for overcomplicating the stock market, they do the exact same thing with blockchain.
Don’t let the “complexity” fool you.
Blockchain is just a ledger that tells you who sent what to whom. That’s it. It doesn’t solve centralisation. It rebrands it.
Decentralised? Please.
Most tokens trade on centralised exchanges run by cartels more incestuous than Wall Street.
Transparent? Not if you don’t know how to read the damn chain – and 99% don’t.
Immutable? Until the devs roll it back after an exploit.
The only thing blockchain has successfully decentralised is accountability and fiduciary duty.
Unproductive Speculation: Society’s Suicide Note
Here’s the real cancer: we’ve created a culture where making money without producing anything is celebrated.
Crypto bros spend millions on disgusting pixelated NFTs while calling themselves degenerate gamblers as if being a “de-gen” is something to be proud of!
You don’t need to build. You don’t need to risk capital on factories, jobs, or innovation. Just speculate – on speculation – using borrowed money, algorithmic leverage, and fake digital collateral.
This isn’t capitalism.
This isn’t art.
This isn’t community.
This isn’t entrepreneurship.
It’s institutionalised parasitism, and it’s dragging the real economy down with it.
For every dollar made betting on a tokenised asset, there’s a real family somewhere paying more for food, rent, or fuel because liquidity got sucked into digital fantasy land and the money supply, both the real and tokenised kind – are inflated to levels that we no longer know how to measure.
Tokenisation Is a Negative-Sum Game
It’s not win-win. It’s not even zero-sum.
It’s negative-sum.
Because the cost of every synthetic gain is:
- More volatility for the real economy
- More resource misallocation
- More addiction, anxiety, inflation and despair in the bottom 99%
- And more consolidation of wealth in the hands of whales, VCs, and criminal oligarchs
You think this is freedom?
This is gambling with a user interface.
And now your house, your job, your energy bill – they’re all being “tokenised” too. So the whales can dump them on you at 3am on a Sunday in a liquidity trap that looks like a Robinhood app.
What Happens When the Music Stops?
Eventually, the bottom 99% realise that their tokens can’t pay the rent, can’t buy food, and can’t call a lawyer.
And the top 1%?
They use the crash to buy the real stuff.
Your home. Your business. Your farmland.
At a discount. With your money.
Rinse and repeat. That’s the real “immutable” system.
The False Gods of Capitalism, Socialism, Libertarianism
This is the part where I lose everybody:
- Capitalists worship growth and innovation but fail to see that they’ve built a Ponzi scheme out of margin debt and buybacks.
- Socialists cry for equality while clinging to governments that are wholly owned subsidiaries of the same technocratic elite.
- Libertarians say “end the Fed” – then turn around and buy the latest memecoin endorsed by Logan Paul and the FTX Estate.
You’re all pretending to be rebels, but you’re still at the table, still eating crumbs, still chasing “number go up” while the Lords of Cloud and Chain print tokens, extract value, and offshore the spoils.
You are not free.
You are tokenised livestock.
The Real Solution (You Won’t Like It)
No more synthetic finance.
No more derivatives.
No more overnight leverage on digital dogshit.
We return to a system where:
- Money is local, stable, and backed by actual productive output
- Lending is backed by reserves, not fractional fairy dust
- Counterfeiting – by anyone, private or central – is treated as the crime that it is
- Cloud services are taxed where the customers are, not where the shell company is
- Financial instruments that do not reflect real world assets with enforceable rights are treated as the fraudulent promises they are
No more 24/7 casino.
No more “investing” in tokens you couldn’t explain to a 12-year-old.
No more financialisation of every pixel of your life.
If you want to get rich, build something.
If you want freedom, grow something.
If you want stability, abolish central banks, not just follow them onto the blockchain.
The Cloud Tax
Oh, and before I forget:
If Amazon wants to operate in Australia? They pay taxes to Australia, not Ireland.
Same with Apple. Same with Google.
Your digital footprint is taxed where it walks, not where the paperwork hides.
This “Cloud Tax” replaces income tax, business tax, corporate tax – all of it.
Suddenly, local businesses become viable again.
Suddenly, countries have actual sovereignty again.
Suddenly, we claw back a sliver of power from the Lords of the Server Room.
Burn the Casino, Save the Village
This isn’t nostalgia. This isn’t technophobia. This is civilisational triage.
Tokenisation and cloud feudalism aren’t progress. They’re digital oppression disguised as innovation.
So stop worshipping volatility.
Stop trading your identity for access.
Stop pretending speculation is revolution.
Burn the casino to the ground.
Build something that feeds, shelters, or empowers someone.
That’s real value. That’s real wealth.
And that’s the only way out of this digital dystopia we’ve hypnotised ourselves into calling “freedom.”
Please do not make any financial decisions based on the contents of this blog. My blogs are designed to be thought-provoking and introspective, not financial advice. Please do not act on any document unless it is titled “Statement of Advice.”
